MULLET NOMENCLATURE

no·men·cla·ture

ˈnōmənˌklāCHər/

noun

noun: nomenclature

  1. the devising or choosing of names for things, esp. in a science or other discipline.
    • the body or system of names in a particular field.plural noun: nomenclatures
      “the nomenclature of chemical compounds”
    • formal
      the term or terms applied to someone or something.”“customers” was preferred to the original nomenclature “passengers.””

 

GENUS

 

Mullet – Male

 

Fullet or Femullet- Female

 

SPECIES

 

Skullet- Bald on top

 

Rat Tail – A sleeker version. More business, less party.

 

Combustullet – Mullets that like combustable engine sports such as Drag Racing & NASCAR.

 

Hockullets – Hockey players and fans

 

Homullet – Homosexuals

 

Firefullet – A female with naturally red hair – No shit!  I’ve seen one @ a Cicle K in Superior Arizona but it was too dangerous to get a shot.  My wife can vouch for me, I swear.

 

 

RACE

 

Eurullet – European Decent, Caucullet – Caucasian, Canadullet – Canadian, Frenchullet (pronounced French oo lay)- French etc….

 

Afrullet –  African Decent, Congullet – Congo, Kenyullet – Kenya,  Ethiullet – Ethiopia, Botswullet – Botswana  etc….

 

Indiullet – Native American Decent, Navullet – Navajo,  Apachullet – Apache, Cherokullet – Cherokee etc…

 

Asiaullet – Asian Decent, Chinullet – Chinese, Japullet – Japanese Mongullet – Mongolian etc…

 

Latinullet – Mexullet – Mexican Decent, Chilullet – Chilean, Colubullet – Columbnian etc….

 

 

COMMON NAMES

 

Beaver Tail

Trucker Mud Flap

Tennessee Top Hat

Canadian Passport

The Yep Nope

The Yope

The 10-90

Mississippi Waterfall

The El Camino

The Dixie Chandelier

The Short Long or Shlong

The Missouri Comprimise

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